• Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
• Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
• Me: I DID MY WAITING!
• Mom: Oh, god, not again.
• Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
• Mom: Every time.
• Me: IN AZKABAN!

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We all know magic mike is for gay guys

That awkward moment when you enter the wrong classroom…

sodamnrelatable:

THEM:

And then YOU:

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Do sluts call their private parts “public parts”?

lolzpicx:

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andinthemeantimeconsultabook:

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